Being at works make me laugh, really. I love some of the customers I get.

SM - Stupid man
Me - your lovely help desk consultant
MC - My coworker

SM - I want a new account, I get spam too much
Me - well sir we don’t grant new accounts, spam will still reach your account. However, I can help you set up an email filter to catch most of it
SM - No, I want a new account. I have a SPAM filter on my computer, it doesn’t work.
Me - Well sir, you need one on the email server.
SM - Nope, *click*

*ring ring*
MC - *picks up phone* I want a new account.

*headdesk* LOL. We don’t give new accounts. Talking to someone else is NOT going to solve your problem. We’re just all going to laugh our asses off at your idiocy and determination to be a jerk.