What did the girl oyster say to the boy oyster?

“You never open up to me.”

Corny eh? A lot of jokes are. What do you and your family eat a lot of for meals? We eat a lot of chicken, steak, and hamburger with sides consisting of vegetables along with a type of rice or potato. Nothing too extravagant. Occasionally we might have fish fillets or something with tuna in it but otherwise we never eat any other type of fish or seafood. It’s just never been appealing and we generally eat what my brothers and I like. Dad eats… well anything. He’s a human garbage disposal and I’m sure he’d eat Gulf oysters if they were presented in front of him. I’d certainly hope that he knows how to cook them fully to avoid getting any illnesses. You have to be wary of this whenever you prepare anything though, not just oysters.