It’s a sad situation really
My dad irritates me. It’s bad enough that he drinks but when he comes inside and talks to me I just wanna smack him. He says the stupidest stuff and he hides his beer like we don’t know he has it. Um, we’ve lived with you for 20+ years we know you drink and hide it. He’s going to end up violating his probation and go back to jail or something but he’ll never change. He just came in and demanded I take him down the road to the neighbors to get the riding lawnmower and I asked “Well how are you gonna get it home?” and he’s like “i’m going to ride it, duh. What kind of question is that?” Maybe I’m just odd but I find it highly amusing watching a 52 year old man ride a lawnmower 1/4 mile down the road. He looks more ridiculous than someone using Side X Side parts to go down the road in their ATV but at least in the country it’s commonplace for that to occur… a lawnmower… wow. He’s such a weirdo.
May 25th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
*hehe* That must be an interesting sight a grown man driving down the road on a lawnmower. Sort of reminds me of a “stupid criminals” show, the cop followed some drunk guy on a riding lawn mower, and when he finally stopped and got of the mower he fell down because he was to drunk … that guy got a drunken in public ticket as they could not get him on drinking and driving as it was a mower.
May 26th, 2008 at 12:18 am
I see people riding lawnmowers down the road quite often around here. Of course, my parents live out in the middle of nowhere, so… Not so uncommon.